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Re: The Breast is Best

Jeff Camaro — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 16:01:16 -0000

Best line: "The molecules inside my body magnetically aligned towards a happiness, a genuine sense of contentedness that is with me forever."

Re: Like a Cat Tied To a Stick

Jeff Camaro — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:53:41 -0000

yeah i just can't do it. i worry that i wouldn't be able to form coherent sentences.

Re: Like a Cat Tied To a Stick

Jeff Camaro — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:52:50 -0000

Christy. That killed me.

Re: Like a Cat Tied To a Stick

Christy — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 11:18:25 -0000

Because it is horrifically unprofessional. Nonetheless if the herb was legally prescribed then it would be no different than the xanax. Personally I wouldn't enjoy it at work, interacting with professionals. But it is makes me super productitive when I am working on stuff from home.

Re: Like a Cat Tied To a Stick

jorge — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 10:00:04 -0000

praise Jah

Re: Like a Cat Tied To a Stick

jorge — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 09:56:55 -0000

Why can't you work on herb? Don't get blasted. Just a mini toke or two.

Re: Blazing and Running

Wunda — Sun, 23 Dec 2012 19:51:23 -0000

In Omnivore's Dilemma, Michael Pollan talks about the similarities between the focus achieved while hunting and being high. He suggests that we adapted to have a natural "Cannabinoid Network" that is activated by low levels of naturally produced cannabinoids, which are released while in a hunting state. Talked about here:

http://michaelpollan.com/ar...

Re: Running High

Maysa Monção — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 07:14:07 -0000

I just found out about your existance. How can I get in touch with you? I want to talk about Fellini Black and White.

Re: Running High

andrew — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 10:54:21 -0000

Allan--thanks for reading and commenting... Now go (figuratively) beat the shit out of all the assholes out there... Kidding (sort of). Only rough up the real a-holes--you know, like the ass kissers and dickheads in charge--not the good people. Have you met any good folks out there yet? It is such a refreshing experience, meeting nice folks out there in Lala... Hang in there, my man--channel your inner Dali Lama and you'll be fine. I don't regret leaving Hollywood, but I do wish that I'd stayed more involved with filmmaking... Whatever you do, when you succeed, don't become a douchebag--which is also to say "get on and follow the path of/to happiness, even if it doesn't involve being written up in Variety." You da man for reaching out and being thoughtful! Keep it up.

Re: Running High

Allan M. — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 02:12:19 -0000

Ha! I do not know how I found this, "I know that I shouldn’t care too much about what others think. That I should stop comparing myself to others–that I should drop out of the “race” up Society Mountain–that I should peel off and find my own route. One that I enjoy every step of the way–one that I can follow with confidence that it is the way for me–and one that brings maximum happiness, which, honestly, may or may not involve fame or fortune but probably doesn’t." but I have got to tell you I feel exactly that way right now. the same thing has happened to me more or less so far in Hollywood since I came here...even meeting Ashton Kutcher at WB as an intern about 6 months ago. This article really seems to ring true to the whole glamorous misconception of succeeding in hollywood. Every film school should have this article posted on their website. Keep on trucking I suppose, until you get what you want right? There is a sort of pathetic relief to this post, and although I happened to randomly click on it looking for something else on google, I have to say I am quite glad. Best of luck, and thank you for this somewhat sobering vent of yours.

Re: I Masturbate To The Smell Of My Own Ball Sweat

Trevor Charles — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 21:44:45 -0000

Lest we Forget. A worthy tribute.

Re: I Masturbate To The Smell Of My Own Ball Sweat

GretaH — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 18:03:01 -0000

This is just gross and pitiful. Not sure where the need to subject your readers to this stems from. I'm thinking it must be some guilt towards masturbating instilled in you during your religious days and that you're seeking approval or confirmation that it's okay to masturbate. Well... It is totally okay and normal to masturbate. However, it is NOT okay to subject us all to the details.

Re: I Masturbate To The Smell Of My Own Ball Sweat

andrew_white — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 10:44:09 -0000

Hahahaha

That piece is good and gross

Re: I Masturbate To The Smell Of My Own Ball Sweat

Trevor Howard Charles — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 05:49:25 -0000

Oh God, I thought we killed the Lake Monster, or at least he was caged in a estrogen fueled round up. This is vile. Utterly vile. I can't believe Andrew wrote such filth.

Re: I Masturbate To The Smell Of My Own Ball Sweat

Mike — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 00:02:32 -0000

Pretty sure you ripped this word for word from the final (deathbed) version of Leaves of Grass.

Re: Bitch Tits.

hans — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 16:23:53 -0000

Reading this on the shitter at work ...laughing until I go to wipe my ars and see my fat belly. Dam it!

Re: Bitch Tits.

Esmerelda Finklestein — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 00:00:58 -0000

A certain orthopedic surgeon and I laughed our asses off throughout this hilariously funny essay. I prefer to read them aloud to him because I think thy are even funnier that way! This is a 10.

Re: I’ve Changed

Jeff Camaro — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 14:21:03 -0000

Good thinking

Re: I’ve Changed

JAX — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 13:36:00 -0000

I'm assuming you will want to change the stick figures at the top to something more fitting. And you will probably not want to sit at the end of the canoe either...

Re: Walmart

Jeff Camaro — Sat, 18 Aug 2012 08:35:02 -0000

i dunno. performance art i guess.

Re: Walmart

Andrew — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 11:47:12 -0000

I love you, but this is not why I love you. And, to what extent was it choreographed? I mean, to what extent did you know your emails would become a post while you were emailing? My favorite posts of yours are the ones that detail those of your experiences that happen without you simultaneously thinking: "Can I write about this? What can I write about this? How can I transform this experience into a good post?"

Re: Not a Drop

Jeff Camaro — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 21:10:50 -0000

You should hear how those incidents get described to the doctor. "mild sleepiness" and "some trouble focusing" etc

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Re: Not a Drop

GretaH — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 21:07:57 -0000

Ania, would you consider double vision and passing out mid-sentence after a few drinks some sort of interaction? Doesn't happen every time, but it has happened. More likely it's just my conversational skills.

Re: Not a Drop

Jeff Camaro — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 10:04:39 -0000

Abilify is an amazing name for a drug.

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Re: Not a Drop

Stephen — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 09:27:52 -0000

Last year I decided I didn't like the fact that I drank every day (pretty much the same routine and volume as you). So I made a new years resolution that I was only allowed to drink 4 days out of every 7. It sounds pathetic. But since then (19 months) every day that I don't drink I still have an internal dialogue about it, and I can tell you for a fact that there hasn't been a single week where I drank less than my allowed 4 days. I can live with it, because I like the feeling it gives me, but it is kind of scary.